Instant Eclipse: Funny Shirt for Very Large People


(as of 07/07/2017 at 14:00 UTC)



Don’t tall people already hear this joke all the time? I think so. Now you can lay some self-referential humor on ’em.


  • Instant Eclipse: Just tell me where you want me to stand! Look, if you’re a big person and live where people aren’t going to see the eclipse, you can hire out to be their own personal Eclipse Service! Get it? Just blot out the sun by standing around? Oh, explaining jokes is hard. If you’re tall, you already get this, right?
  • This shirt fits a little snug. If you like a looser fit, please order a size larger. At least. You know best, right?
  • Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem

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